A new series for InfinityExtra on life as we know it now.
Hot Shot Eastbound by O Winston Link
“Good Evening, Sir”
“Oh, Hello Officer”
“And you are up to exactly what?”
“Just taking pictures, officer”
“Of what, sir?”
“The train”
"The train you say sir.. and that would be for what purpose?”
“Well, just to create one of the worlds most famous fine art pictures really”
“hmmm. That’s as maybe. How do I know you’re not a terrorist-paedophile?”
“What!?”
“Sir, how do I know you’re not a terrorist-paedophile taking pictures of the train just before you blow it up and pursue those happy-go-lucky movie-watching young children for less-than-legal purposes”
"What?!?”
“Sir, please give me your name and address and show me some form of ID …Actually sir, before you do that, I'd like to review those images!
"What?"
"Show me the back of the camera so that I can review the images"
"It's a film camera"
"Oh, then you'll have to accompany to the station where we can investigate further"
Of course, it couldn’t happen here.

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